Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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