I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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