Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Can you repeat that, but with context?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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