I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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