We got so high we made milksteak
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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