this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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