can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i out mim tonsoeep
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