Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My Sexting was not on an AP level
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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