Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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