She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
