also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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