Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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