ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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