i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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