In the future we'll all be gay
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
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You can't motorboat a personality
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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