my mouth tastes like poor choices
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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