I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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