is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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