can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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