just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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