I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Can i not drive my cunt home
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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