haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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