is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Randomize
