Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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