I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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