I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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