So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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