I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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