Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Randomize
