I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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