did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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