what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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