Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Do vagina's smell?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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