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it wasn't lemon gatorade
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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