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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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