why didn't you poke me back
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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