would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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