is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
