Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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