here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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