Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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