nut hugger
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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