Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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