hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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