I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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