@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Slut skills are useful in every country.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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