yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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