whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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