i don't like sucking hair
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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