The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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