my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sex in the backyard? Check.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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