I'm really into asian looking animals
i may or may not be watching the land before time
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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