I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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