But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wanna passion pit in your ass
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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