i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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