Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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